You can go home again!

Well, I did anyway. I finally made a complete circle of life. I don't think it was the one I was supposed to make, but I did it anyway. I made a few wrong turns and wound up back home. It is a long and dreay story, so I am not going into any details. Suffice to say that I now live with me mum and spend my spare time looking for money or ways to make money or looking for change in the parking lot at the mall. (I found 39 cents last week!)
My ultimate advice to young people today is: Don't piss off your parents! Because one day, you just might end up back home and they will hold it over your head and give you such guilt trip that you will feel even worse than you do just for having to move back home. Leave home the first time with good feelings and good wishes left behind and they will still be there when you get back. (Sorry, had a Python moment.) I hope you never have to go back home, but I did not think I was going to have to either. More good advice: DON'T marry my ex-wife. She is a royal b*tch and you will end up back at home. That's all.